"critical champion" chess is like regular chess but i invented it plus:
- when you lose a piece you hav to shove it up your ass
- theres a new chess piece called the “Hurricane”
- nobody wins
Now that’s something to wake up to!
My cold and shriveled heart may not own up to it much, but I am intensely grateful for and validated by my audience. It doesn’t matter who or how vocal you are, seeing people like, comment on and spread my goofy, horrible stuff is invigorating.
I’m hoping to be a lot more productive from here on out. Unsuccessfully seeking employment has really done a number on my enthusiasm, but I can’t let it keep me down forever.
A big thanks to everyone for staying tuned! That includes you, too, porn bots.
Gonna be two new Risk of Rain characters coming out! Get hype!
This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.
How to get followers: Just tag all your posts as nsfw. Every single one. They might not get 1000 notes but at least your friends milfloversanus and scoots-mcbuttholes will be there to support you from that point forward.
MY FAVORITE COMIC IT’S SO FUCKING DEEP BUT IT DOES MAKE SENSE
This is why Wario is the best Mario character
"For I am the LEFT BEEF, The None Pizza."
"All shall know me and despair."
- falling asleep on someone’s chest
- wrapping your arms around each other
- synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
- falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
- forehead kissies and murmured affections
- MONSTER TRUCKS