AHOY, ME FARTIES

I spent my afternoon sorting through all the drawings I’ve done from… early high school to 2013 or so. Feels like I swiped my hands between the buttcheeks of Rip Van Winkle.

There was some stuff I still think is hilarious/great that deserves a scan/rescan, so I might set up a queue later…

ask-the-wings-of-demacia:

(Based of this X)
(Quinn ver.)
I’m trying to think of some way to canonize this and not just go back and staple it on every time I forget.
Gonna go with “She slurps it up her ass sometimes”

I’m trying to think of some way to canonize this and not just go back and staple it on every time I forget.

Gonna go with “She slurps it up her ass sometimes”

Standalone Shitty from the post I’ve been waggling around.
You can tell exactly where I started and where I hit my stride because I forgot to temper my brush’s tip before getting started. Gonna be doing a lot more inking practice from here on!

Standalone Shitty from the post I’ve been waggling around.

You can tell exactly where I started and where I hit my stride because I forgot to temper my brush’s tip before getting started. Gonna be doing a lot more inking practice from here on!

maxing-and-prolapsing:

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IT’S THAT TIME AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKERS!

I’m currently between jobs and bulking out my professional portfolio, which means I’ve got to do something to pull in money for gas, food and supplies!

THE RULES OF THE GAME:

- All prices above are for single figures, in USD. Multiple figures are totally negotiable! I’ll give you a quote.

- Paypal only, please! It’s the most convenient for most people, anyway!

- All orders $30 and under must be paid in full, up front! I only give refunds out if I cannot complete an assignment; you get what you pay for!

- Shipping is NEGOTIABLE! If you really like what I make, I can send you the real deal as long as you pay for shipping, too!

COMMISSION CONTENT POLICIES:

- I’m generally game for just about anything, SFW or not, but I do have a shit list: things like rape/humiliation, underage/lolicon, sexualized violence, and lewd material involving children’s cartoons and shows are ABSOLUTELY NOT COOL. DO NOT ASK FOR THIS KINDA STUFF, I WILL BRAIN YOU

- I have a VERY rocky history with drawing portraits of real people. 90% of the time my clients are disappointed either because I rendered them too ugly or unrecognizable. At this point I’m politely asking to refrain from requesting portraits of yourself or people you know.

- Outside of the caveats above, I don’t give a flying fuck at a rolling donut. I’ll draw your characters, I’ll draw other people’s characters, I’ll draw fanart of your favorite thing, I’ll improvise if you want me to! Let’s have a ball!

You can find many more examples of my stuff in this tag!

If you wanna put me to work, all you need to do is send me a PM here on tumblr or send an email to morastboxern[AT]gmail[DOT]com!

Morning reblog!

maxing-and-prolapsing:

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IT’S THAT TIME AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKERS!

I’m currently between jobs and bulking out my professional portfolio, which means I’ve got to do something to pull in money for gas, food and supplies!

THE RULES OF THE GAME:

- All prices above are for single figures, in USD. Multiple figures are totally negotiable! I’ll give you a quote.

- Paypal only, please! It’s the most convenient for most people, anyway!

- All orders $30 and under must be paid in full, up front! I only give refunds out if I cannot complete an assignment; you get what you pay for!

- Shipping is NEGOTIABLE! If you really like what I make, I can send you the real deal as long as you pay for shipping, too!

COMMISSION CONTENT POLICIES:

- I’m generally game for just about anything, SFW or not, but I do have a shit list: things like rape/humiliation, underage/lolicon, sexualized violence, and lewd material involving children’s cartoons and shows are ABSOLUTELY NOT COOL. DO NOT ASK FOR THIS KINDA STUFF, I WILL BRAIN YOU

- I have a VERY rocky history with drawing portraits of real people. 90% of the time my clients are disappointed either because I rendered them too ugly or unrecognizable. At this point I’m politely asking to refrain from requesting portraits of yourself or people you know.

- Outside of the caveats above, I don’t give a flying fuck at a rolling donut. I’ll draw your characters, I’ll draw other people’s characters, I’ll draw fanart of your favorite thing, I’ll improvise if you want me to! Let’s have a ball!

You can find many more examples of my stuff in this tag!

If you wanna put me to work, all you need to do is send me a PM here on tumblr or send an email to morastboxern[AT]gmail[DOT]com!

Commission post redux! I’m open for business!

IT’S NEARLY TIME

IT’S NEARLY TIME

shigunasu:

Ok guys which end does he poo from

shigunasu:

Ok guys which end does he poo from

the-snorlax-cave:

LUIGI OUT

the-snorlax-cave:

LUIGI OUT